Friday, February 24, 2012

Just Do It

I went on an interview for a job today and when the boss asked what I wanted for compensation I replied:
1. First, I would like 25% commission on everything I sell and a 5% bonus if I do well.
2. I expect to receive a $250 bonus for meeting goals within my first 70 days...
3. I would also like the opportunity to earn free merchandise every month based on my sales.
4. I expect you to provide me with the very best website and free online training, plus leadership training in great places like Mexico!
5. if I bring in and train any new sales people, I think I deserve 9% of their sales and if they do well, when we first start, I expect that you reward us both with free product bonuses.
6. I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance within the company.
7. When I do well, I expect LOTS of praise and recognition, plus free products, special awards, fabulous trips, and even cash bonuses!!
8. I would like my friends and family to work here also.
9. By the way, I need to set my own schedule and work only when it suits me and my family.
So... when can I start? After the owner recovered from shock, he ROARED with laughter, "Lady, you can't be serious! You're dreamin'! You'll never find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE! And if you do...come back and get me cuz' I want to work with you!" What I do, truly IS A DREAM JOB! I ♥ Scentsy!! All of this IS happening to me! I love to share the Scentsy opportunity. It can happen for you, too! What are you waiting for? Join my Team!!
Honestly this is THE BEST month to join because you get more product for FREE!! Plus Scentsy is now coming out with a whole line of bath products so it opens you up to a whole new clientele! We also have a whole new brand starting in May and next year which would broaden the horizons even MORE!! So exciting! Feel free to ask me anything!!! =)

3 comments:

Curly Girl Confessions said...

Love this!

Shanta Lucas said...

Im new to this blogging thing but i absolutely love this my son is 2 were working on the potty thing he pees fine but wont poop is that a sing of not being fully ready or just laziness lol

Nicole

j.c. delgaudio said...

Try the towel potty training method.